Can we all just agree that Nancy Pelosi is an idiot?

Either she is too dumb to understand the CIA briefing they gave her, or she wasn’t paying attention when they brought up waterboarding. Either way, not a good thing for the leader of the majority party.

“So Ms. Pelosi, we have the option of using waterboarding as an EIT and it has proven effective when we’ve employed this method….Ms. Pelosi?”

“Hang on one minute, I just got a text message from Susan Sarandon….’lol sue u make me laff’….ok, what was that you were saying?”

“I said that we’ve been using techniques that we’ve found to be legal, but haven’t been used in the past due to their possibly–”

(to someone else) “…no, I think I’ll have the panini for lunch, but no pickles…”

“Ms. Pelosi, please pay attention, this is important stuff, it may come back some day and–”

“Look, can you summarize for me in less than 4 words? I’m really too…busy…to be bothered with Bush policies.”

“Um, no, that would be impossible for me to summarize the CIA’s global strategies on counterterrorism into less than 4 words.”

“OK then! See you next time!”