about 1 year ago - 6 comments
What if Sauron had a lazy eye? You remember Sauron, right? From Lord of the Rings? Â The really bad guy that had a giant eye in his tower? Aragorn: “Is…is he looking at us?” Gandalf: “Shit, I can never tell.” Gandalf: “Frodo, as you cross into Mordor, be careful to not let the gaze of…
about 2 years ago - 7 comments
Have you ever been part of a conversation where a couple minutes in you realize that you and the other person are on totally different levels? You think you’re talking about a sandwich you had for lunch and they’re talking about dancing, but you somehow are both using the word “club†and it made sense…
about 2 years ago - 11 comments
I will try to type this as close as I can to how it was actually pronounced. My southern readers may have an easier time of this: “I’mma fixin ta lahwgin toyit an it won’ do†“…You’re trying to login and it won’t let you?†“Yea, it won’ go, sayin wron name er paword er…
about 2 years ago - 4 comments
Let me just get this out there right away: I do not like “reality” TV. I have many complaints about it, from being just as fake as anything scripted to the sheer stupidity of some of the concepts, but all in all let’s just say I’m not a fan. I’ve only seen a couple episodes…
about 2 years ago - No comments
Can we all just agree that Nancy Pelosi is an idiot? Either she is too dumb to understand the CIA briefing they gave her, or she wasn’t paying attention when they brought up waterboarding. Either way, not a good thing for the leader of the majority party. “So Ms. Pelosi, we have the option of…
about 3 years ago - 1 comment
I live in Milwaukee, WI and have been a lifelong Brewers fan. The last time the Brewers made the postseason was 1982, when I was 1 year old. This last year, they made the playoffs again, and managed to win more games than our division rivals the Cubs have in the last four years (combined.…
alexis: You're not insensitive, I play a similar game with my Boyfriend who is not pregnant.
gingermandy: i hear you have to put european horse hairs in her nostrils in order to get it to stop.
Matt: My wife did the same thing, but only when she was sleeping on the side facing me, so I would just...
Ducky: Pics or it didn't happen ;)
You can always hit me up with questions. Be sure to talk the baby's...
jeff: I'm sure there will be a day in the not too distant future where I"m blogging, "HOLY HELL, THIS...
about 2 years ago
I like that you tagged it "lubricant". It kind of makes up for the joke…
(word to verify is "heoedish". I think I saw Paula Dean make it the other day.)