dewey defeats truman

The polling places are closed and the results are in.  It was close but the results are final and binding, because those are the rules I just made up.  Unless my team starts sucking, and I feel that the mojo is off, and a team name change is in order.  Maybe I’ll even move the team to Detroit; I hear they haven’t had an NFL team there for a couple years.

“FRAGILE PORCELAIN MICE” is now my team, and you’ll be happy to know that they won their first game without even being named.  Now I have an equally important task: finding a logo for my team.  (Interesting side note, when Googling porcelain mice I found out there is a band in St. Louis with that name.  Guess I’m not so creative after all).  If you find/make a logo for my team, you will win eternal fame in the annals of fantasy football, and more importantly, something totally awesome for a prize.  I don’t know what it will be yet, since I am pretty much making this up as I go along.

On another note, I now twitter.  That’s right folks, I will send you twits or chirps or whatever you kids are calling it these days.  I promise to use my twitterpower for two purposes: 1. Telling you a new post is up, 2. Drunktwitting.  My somewhat limited text messaging plan and I promise to not overwhelm your tweetpage with our twarting, because too many twerts and seriously twitterpate your twain.

Thank you all for voting, and GO MICE!