about 1 year ago - No comments
Since it’s been over a month since I wrote anything at all, this is going to be rusty. Â I’ve never really understood the expression “shake the rust off” because in my experience with crappy cars, if its vibrating so much that rust is falling off the thing, it’s probably about twenty seconds from breaking or…
about 1 year ago - 3 comments
Sorry for the delay in getting this post out there, but real life actually happened yesterday and I didn’t have time to post the winner. Â But don’t you worry, because there totally is one and I’m not just making this up as I go along or anything. Anyhow, in the end it came down to…
about 1 year ago - 12 comments
Awhile ago I had that little caption contest going, but since I couldn’t offer any sort of reward for being clever the interest kind of faded. Â Now I have found my first prize for the victor, and let me tell you it’s a doozy. This contest will be open for about a week or so,…
about 1 year ago - 6 comments
Yahoo news recently posted this article that contains a list of the things that annoy workers the most. Â I’m guessing that they surveyed office workers because I don’t see complaints from lion tamers in the list (“lions keep eating assistants; replacements hard to train.”) “Grumpy or moody colleagues” tops the list, which I think is…
about 2 years ago - 4 comments
For those eagle-eyed readers who come to my page instead of just reading my words of wit in Reader (yeah I’m guilty of that too), you may have noticed I’ve added another page and another box to my sidebar regarding the Tour de Cure. Â This is a bike ride that raises money for the American…
about 2 years ago - 12 comments
New Years is a holiday that centers around three activities: 1. Drinking copious amounts of alcohol. 2. Watching a large, shiny ball go down a pole. 3. Making lists If done correctly, your New Years did these three things in this order because watching a shiny ball is not any fun unless you’ve already been…
about 2 years ago - 13 comments
It’s back and better than a shirtless, mulleted redneck with hay in it’s mouth; blank tuesday returns with a vengeance. I apologize if anyone suffered traumatic nightmares or daydreams or really any sort of mental image caused by the visceral horror that was last week’s image. It was hard to pick a winner this week,…
about 2 years ago - 14 comments
Once again, my followers have proved that they are funnier than me, and better looking. While I’m not 100% sure, I’m pretty positive that one of the men in this picture is Nicolas Sarkozy, President of the French Republic. While I can’t tell you anything about any of his policies (c’mon it’s France, who cares?)…
