I just took a call from a user that had me at a loss for words.  The entire time I was on the phone with her, there was an incredibly loud and annoying bird squaking in the background.  In fact, it was so irritating, I have to assume that it was actually on the shoulder of the person I was talking to. 

There are only three reasons this is acceptable:

   1. She has never talked on a phone before

   2. She is a pirate.

   3. She is Jaffar, and Iago is trying to sell me Aflac insurance.

Using the process of elimination, I think I just helped a pirate with their computer for the first time.  Which is good, because now she can get back to plundering.

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