TMI ThursdayI haven’t had a good one of these for awhile, but this one is short and sweet and got me to laugh.  It actually comes from Wife, who for those who don’t know is a kindergarten teacher at a public school.  On a daily basis, she has more TMI-type stories than I get in a month.  On a somewhat related note, before you send your kids to school, actually make sure they’re potty trained.  Seriously.  The teachers thank you in advance.

On this particular day she’s out doing recess duty, and one of her kids comes running up.

“Teacher, look what I found?” as he holds out his finger with a goopy glob of something on the tip of it.

She takes the glob off of the student’s hand with her finger and holds it close to examine it, and she says, “Hmm, I don’t know what that is, it’s probably just a clump of dirt, let me just get rid of that.” 

“Yeah, I found it in my nose!”

Cue the gag reflex.