PhotobucketSorry Travis, but once again I will bastardize your Memoir Monday and turn it into something musical, mainly because it’s my blog and I can ruin your good ideas here if I want to.

Please don’t hurt me.

Last Memoir Monday, I shared with you the unplugged version of one of the songs from the band I was a part of in high school, Abuse Me Felmo. This next little ditty was originally recorded as a bootleg at a show, but we had it remastered and added to our CD because it turned out really well.

The funny part about this song is we completely made it up right then. This was at the end of our set and the next band was not there yet, and in any case the entire audience was there for us anyway. So we just started playing things and this is what happened.

And if you listen closely, you can tell that the song is about Boris Yeltsin and Connie Chung on a bus. Don’t ask me; I just played the drums.

Please to enjoy, Abuse Me Felmo’s “Scruples and Rubles” never to be repeated or replicated.