blank tuesday #3

Once again, my followers have proved that they are funnier than me, and better looking.  While I’m not 100% sure, I’m pretty positive that one of the men in this picture is Nicolas Sarkozy, President of the French Republic.  While I can’t tell you anything about any of his policies (c’mon it’s France, who cares?) I can tell you that he is very short and often stands on a box behind the podium.  You can’t make this stuff up.

Now to declare the winner for tuesday #2 before moving on to this week’s contest.  It was a close race down to the wire, which had to be decided by a photo finish.  But the judges forgot to put film in the camera, and then someone said, “Why do you still have a camera that uses film?” and then people just got angry and started kicking, so I went and just picked a winner.

Ed is in charge of Ed’s Funny Pages (renamed Ed’s Merry Pages until his house elves are shipped back to the north pole in a freight container).  He also has mad MS Paint skillz, as you can tell by his self-portrait of Santa janitor or something.  Whatever.  If it had macaroni on the frame, I’d hang it on my fridge.

While you wouldn’t think that certain phrases have more than one meaning, Ed puts these phrases in a context that will make milk shoot out your nose even if you’re not drinking milk.  Let’s all go to Ed’s place and drink his booze and sleep on his futon.

And with that, we’re moving on to blank tuesday image number three.  Remember, there are no rules other than be funny.  If you’re not funny, that’s against the rules, and you’ll have to go sit on the timeout chair for the remainder of class.

Ladies and gentlemen, start your neurons!