If you’ve ever wondered why tech support people are cranky, here’s probably the conversation they had right before you called.  This is an actual transcript of a conversation between the service desk and end user yesterday:

User:  I can’t long in

Tech:  What does it say on your screen when you try?

User:  ”Locked out” or “invalid password something……”

Tech:  Ok, I unlocked your account, please type in your password again

User:  What password?

Tech:  The password you normally type into this login screen

User:  My new one or the old one?

Tech:  Did you change your password recently?

User:  No

Tech:  Type in the last one you used to get logged in

User:  I don’t know what that is?

Tech:  I’ll just reset it to the default password; use Ab1234.

User:  Ok, so Ill type in my old one.

Tech:  No, type in Ab1234

User:  Ok, I’m in. So what password will I use?

Short and fast one today.  I had to work this last weekend so I didn’t get a head start on posting for this week, which is normally how I put out multiple posts that are actually funny.