Awhile ago I had that little caption contest going, but since I couldn’t offer any sort of reward for being clever the interest kind of faded.  Now I have found my first prize for the victor, and let me tell you it’s a doozy.

This contest will be open for about a week or so, basically until I feel that it’s over and I’m going to send the prize out to whichever caption makes me laugh the most.  I’ll do a last call for entries the day before it closes on Twitter, so if you’re not following me already go ahead and just do that now.

Since this is the first time I’ve done a giveaway, I’m going to start small.  Literally.

That, my friends, is a genuine box of “Japan Samurai with Ninja” at 1:72 scale.  That’s right, if you win this contest you will win your own private army in a box.  They will do whatever you ask them to do, but you might have to learn Japanese first.

Even though the poorly translated wording on the box indicates that there is a singular samurai and ninja in the box, this couldn’t be further from the truth.  This box contains forty (!) different type of ancient warriors, ready to do battle on your desk or workspace.

Now that I’ve got your attention, here is the picture on which to caption.  Do yourself a favor and look at this picture for a couple minutes because I guarantee you that it will 1) make you laugh and laugh, and 2) raise a whole lot of questions.

Ready, set, GOBEFUNNY!

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