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One of the many varieties of callers that we get is “The Automaton.” Â This type of user is trained to do their job by rote instead of understanding what it is they are actually doing. Â All they know is that if they click the mouse here and type this word here the computer won’t yell at them.
If any small change to their work environment occurs, this will cause immense mental anguish and angry phone calls.
The following conversation took place when I was able to see the user’s screen.  She had recently installed a new program, which added one more program in her Start menu.
“My Outlook is missing! Â I need to find it!”
“Uh, ma’am, it’s…right there,” as I move the mouse to the correct icon.
“No, that’s not right! Â I always click on Start, then Programs, and then I move my mouse to the right and Outlook was there!”
“Ma’am, it’s right below your mouse, like a quarter inch down. Â See? Outlook. Â When you installed that new program, it slid Outlook down to make room.”
“Well…I don’t like it there! Â I’ve been trying to do work all morning and haven’t been able to!”
Apparently this issue had derailed her productivity for about 6 hours.
And at no point during that six hours did she find the icon for Outlook, which was DIRECTLY BELOW WHERE IT USED TO BE.
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about 2 years ago
Is it possible to murder someone over the phone? I can see being confused for like, 6 seconds. Maybe even a full minute if she’s reaaaally dumb, but six HOURS?! No. I hope she doesn’t breed…
about 2 years ago
And yet somehow she made it through the birth canal….
about 2 years ago
to be fair, she did get lost and have to ask the cervix for directions
about 2 years ago
In all fairness, that Outlook icon is a bitch to find anyway.
Wait.
It’s not?
Oh. So I’M stupid too.
about 2 years ago
Genius!
They should make users computer friendly.
about 2 years ago
i didn’t know you were my stepmoms tech support guy.
next time a valley girl sounding lady calls freaking out that Farmville won’t load because “some flash thingie” says it needs to be updated, please punch them in the face over the phone.
about 2 years ago
Maybe you should create some sort of program for people like that. It could automatically send ‘em an email to notify that things have changed a little and include a map to their programs’ new locations. You’d be a hero to support techies around the world……you could call it the “Badass Solutionâ€.
These people also vote……that is if they can find their choices on the ballot thing-ey.
about 2 years ago
There’s an icon? Damn! Someone should have told me.
about 2 years ago
There are occasionally times when I would totally call bullshit and say you’re exaggerating, but my boss is like this EVERY FUCKING DAY…
about 2 years ago
shine, you know i’m not creative enough to make this crap up.
about 2 years ago
How exactly do these people survive at home without Tech Support? I mean seriously?
about 2 years ago
Having worked in a call center where Compaq used to be located this so does not surprise me.. Do you know how many people thought the CD drive was a CUP HOLDER or the number of individuals who had set their towers sideways and could not understand why the CD’s kept falling out.
about 1 year ago
These are the kind of people that make me want to go on a stabbing rampage.