Think Tank MommaI haven’t been as thankful for things as I should have been, so I’m going to  bear down and write me some thank you notes.  God knows the empty envelopes and stamps have been sitting on the desk for a couple weeks.

Join me in celebrating thankfulness through “unlove” as Ed would say.




Dear snopocolypse, snOMG, and other names for blizzard on the east coast,

Every year you get a couple inches of snow once a season and everything goes to hell.  The news channels can’t stop talking about how it’s the worst snow ever.  We’re in the midst of a 3-day blizzard here and you know what I did this morning to get to work?  I got up 15 minutes early.  So thank you for your inability to deal with an event that happens as regularly as a scheduled federal holiday and making me look more masculine than Bear Bryant in the process.

Also, snow boots are not made of suede.  Just thought you should know.

Thank you,

Gettin’ Manlier by Accumulation



Dear Diabeetus,

I will destroy you in one hundred kilometers.  This isn’t so much a thank you note as just a warning.

Thank you,

Monster on a Two Wheels

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Dear Memes,

If it wasn’t for you, I apparently wouldn’t write anything.  Can you ask your cousin Inspiration to stop by and give me a few pointers?  I could really use the help!

Thank you,

What’s it called when you can’t think of the word….