I know Thursdays are usually reserved for Too Much Information Thursdays hosted by LiLu.  But today I just can’t think of a story for that would entertain you enough to actually write about, so I’m changing it up.  No offense to LiLu, because she’s awesome and has Oprah-like power in the blagonets, and I’m sure I’ll be back with more TMIT’s at a later time.

Today, I am going to tell you a NEIT story.  That’s right, a “Not Enough Information Thursday” story.

This story takes place when I was younger.  My family was on a vacation to someplace.  We had dinner at a restaurant. One of my sisters had food.  In the food, we found a foreign object.  Someone complained to someone who worked there.  Then another someone gave us some free food.  It was gross but we were happy.  The restaurant went out of business much later.

The next day we kept driving.  We drove through some mountains where some hillfolk lived.  They kept trying to sell us things.  Eventually we made it to a beach somewhere.  There were a lot of people at the beach, including a lot of the hillfolk.  They said words that weren’t really words and I couldn’t understand them.

Then we went to this other city with big buildings.  We saw this guy who worked in government but used to be a singer.  Oh, and it was hot.

There’s my story of the time we did things.  It’s surprising hard to tell any sort of story without details. Bonus points will be awarded if you can guess the guy we saw.  Mad bonus points if you can guess what the hillfolk were trying to sell us, the name of the restaurant, or what the foreign object was; in this case, you are probably psychic.