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jeff: I check you out WAY more than the phone, but I'm sneaky about when I look at your bum.
Daffy: Never neglect the wife, dude! And yes, that vibration is hard to resist.
Wife: He can't even go through the 10 minutes he chows down dinner without his phone sitting on his lap...
Kelly L: Dude. You speak the truth. Phones OWN us.
jeff: it felt a lot longer than that... although it did make for a good home movie
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