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blank tuesday #5 winnar
Jan 5th
You may be wondering why blank tuesday is still on number five, and the answer is: number six will be saved for a wonderful giveaway.  And as soon as I think of something to giveaway and a suitably awesome image, I will put up another ridiculous picture and we will all go frolic in the field of captions and irony.
That means the winner of this week’s contest will get to wear the crown for a little bit longer than usual, so let’s get on with the coronation:
For some reason I can hear Patrick Stewart saying this, and he’s very, very upset that More >
blank tuesday #5
Dec 29th
It’s back and better than a shirtless, mulleted redneck with hay in it’s mouth; blank tuesday returns with a vengeance.
I apologize if anyone suffered traumatic nightmares or daydreams or really any sort of mental image caused by the visceral horror that was last week’s image.
It was hard to pick a winner this week, mainly because this idiot could pretty much say anything. There isn’t an insane enough combination of words that this guy wouldn’t say.
And the winner is:
Daffy may or may not have giant lips, have a hairspray and post-it addiction, or pee on people’s feet. One of those More >
blank tuesday #4
Dec 22nd
Man oh man, you guys did not make it easy on me this week. Hungry Hungry Grandma apparently brings out the best in you, which frankly is even more wrong than the image itself. But I love you nonetheless.
This week I am going to pick two winners because I just couldn’t decide between them, but let me reiterate how hard it was to pick winners this week because they all made me laugh. A lot. Too much so for being at work and on the phone with customers.
“What are you laughing at? My computer isn’t that funny!â€
“No ma’am it’s not More >
blank tuesday #3
Dec 15th
Once again, my followers have proved that they are funnier than me, and better looking. While I’m not 100% sure, I’m pretty positive that one of the men in this picture is Nicolas Sarkozy, President of the French Republic. While I can’t tell you anything about any of his policies (c’mon it’s France, who cares?) I can tell you that he is very short and often stands on a box behind the podium. You can’t make this stuff up.
Now to declare the winner for tuesday #2 before moving on to this week’s contest. It was a close race down to More >
blank tuesday #2
Dec 8th
Thank you all for participating and for making Tuesday not suck. Whoever these eastern-European-looking tennis players are, I’m sure they’re back in some swarthy nightclub drinking anise flavored liquor and cursing you all, which is just as it should be.
The winner of the inaugural “blank tuesday†is: Alice lives over at Alice’s Wonderland and likes to strap her cats in the backseat so that it makes noises like a car with a dying battery trying to start. And by “likes to†I of course mean “hates toâ€; and by “noises like a car with a dying battery trying to start†I of course More >
blank tuesday
Dec 1st
Since everyone I know has their own weekly deal going on, I feel like I’m missing out on something.
I’ve always felt bad for Tuesday, because it’s just a filler day between MondayHell and WednesdayMidWeek. So to make Tuesday’s more tolerable, I’ve come up with a little contest.
I will post a picture below, and all you have to do is provide me with a caption for it. It can be what you think the people are saying, what the title of the photo should be, or what the description would be in the magazine. Pretty much whichever comment makes me More >
