I’ve never had good feet, and I don’t mean that I’m bad at dancing, although that is true as well.  My feet have been beat up and uglified over my time on this planet.  I played soccer for many years, during which I broke every single toe at some point or other except one.  Do you know what you do to fix a broken toe?  Nothing.  You do nothing.  It just hurts until it doesn’t anymore. 

So I have hobbit feet, after they climbed through the mountains and into a volcano.  I’ve grown to accept this, and just leave my More >