This nifty invention really makes me sad that Billy Mays isn’t around anymore, because you know that his version of this infomercial would be EPIC.

I don’t even have words, just…just watch this.

Now I feel bad, because I just made you watch something you can’t unsee.

Before I got married, I got all sorts of advice from people.  Nobody told me that farting in bed is a major issue for married couples, and now I’m concerned that I’ve been an awful husband.  Not that I’m overly gassy or anything, but now I’m going to worry about it.

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