Now if you read that title and thought to yourself, “Jeff usually has strange titles that make sense by the end, I wonder what he’s talking about here?  I MUST click on that link and find out!” then my secret plan has worked.  Damn, I just gave away the secret.

Don’t leave.

A couple weeks ago, I had a caption contest giveaway for some of the worst prizes in giveaway history.  Marnie won a box of authentic Japanese Samurai with Ninja and Travis won a Build Your Own Easter Island Kit.  I sent these packages off into the the world with a tear in my eye More >