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Posts tagged soul-rending experiences
and the award goes to…
Feb 4th
Since it’s been over a month since I wrote anything at all, this is going to be rusty. Â I’ve never really understood the expression “shake the rust off” because in my experience with crappy cars, if its vibrating so much that rust is falling off the thing, it’s probably about twenty seconds from breaking or exploding. Â Thus my past experiences are making me nervous for what might happen to my brain if I try to hard. Â I’ve already alerted those in close physical proximity to me that if I start shaking too much, they should flee the area.
I’ll be the More >
zyrtec dreams round two
Jun 30th
I know what you’re thinking: why would he take it again after the last time? The answer my friends is uncontrollable ridiculous allergies. When you sound so nasally on the phone that your clients think you’re Fran Drescher, it’s time to take action.
This time I took it earlier in the day instead of right before bed. My reasoning was that then it wouldn’t kick in while I was sleeping, thereby turning my happyland dreams into a nightscape of unimaginable horror. I think this worked, as my dreams did not just suddenly turn strange. Instead, they were bizarre from beginning to More >
worst side effect ever
Jun 11th
As a annual allergy sufferer, I have grown accustomed to the sneezing and itchy eyes for a month or two every spring/summer. Claritin doesn’t touch it and Benedryl knocks me out, so for awhile I’ve been using this new thing called Apathy, which means I just don’t care anymore.
Last week I was at the drugstore getting allergy medications for the fiance, who has developed allergies after not having them for the previous 20+ years of her life. Lo and behold, a new competitor has entered the cage match against my histamine reaction, and its name is Zyrtec.
I took it every morning for More >
