As you may or may not know, Wife is a four-year old kindergarten teacher.

Hmm, that sounds kind of odd, let me rephrase: she is a kindergarten teacher for four-year-olds.

Much better.

She’s been at the same school for two years now and has had, oh how should I put this, a wide range of intellectual prowess in her students.

In the beginning of the year, a lot of children haven’t been away from home for any length of time and have trouble with concepts like “crapping in your pants is bad” and “peeing in the middle of the hallway is not allowed.”  However, More >