The polling places are closed and the results are in.  It was close but the results are final and binding, because those are the rules I just made up.  Unless my team starts sucking, and I feel that the mojo is off, and a team name change is in order.  Maybe I’ll even move the team to Detroit; I hear they haven’t had an NFL team there for a couple years.

“FRAGILE PORCELAIN MICE” is now my team, and you’ll be happy to know that they won their first game without even being named.  Now I have an equally important task: More >