So you might be wondering, what the heck happened to Jeff?  Did someone finally show up at his house and say, “You know that blog thing you’re doing?  Just…stop.  Seriously man, you suck.”  Actually, you’re probably not wondering that, but you’re probably nodding along with this fictional, sarcastic hero for English majors.

Unfortunately for those offended by my run-on sentences and lack of “proper” punctuation and nonsensical parenthetical comments (just like that time I thought I could eat two donuts with sprinkles) the reason for my absence is far more mundane and ordinary.

I got a new job which doesn’t require me to talk More >