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earthquake
Jan 24th
Wife is 8 months pregnant now, and we’re closing in on the home stretch. The baby’s room is almost all put together (I refuse to call it a nursery until plants are grown somewhere else) and we have accumulated quite the pile of things needed to raise a human being properly according to the time that we live in’s “experts.” Seriously, how did we survive as a race without such necessities as Bumbo’s and Boppy’s.
One interesting side effect is that Wife snores.
And I mean really, really snores.
I’m told this is a side effect of pregnancy, something about sinus cavities yada More >
everything i need to know
May 21st
As you may or may not know, Wife is a four-year old kindergarten teacher.
Hmm, that sounds kind of odd, let me rephrase: she is a kindergarten teacher for four-year-olds.
Much better.
She’s been at the same school for two years now and has had, oh how should I put this, a wide range of intellectual prowess in her students.
In the beginning of the year, a lot of children haven’t been away from home for any length of time and have trouble with concepts like “crapping in your pants is bad” and “peeing in the middle of the hallway is not allowed.” Â However, More >
agony of the feet
Sep 8th
I’ve never had good feet, and I don’t mean that I’m bad at dancing, although that is true as well. My feet have been beat up and uglified over my time on this planet. I played soccer for many years, during which I broke every single toe at some point or other except one. Do you know what you do to fix a broken toe? Nothing. You do nothing. It just hurts until it doesn’t anymore.
So I have hobbit feet, after they climbed through the mountains and into a volcano. I’ve grown to accept this, and just leave my More >
